the best part of Ted Mosby is a Jerk

[inthegiggleloop]

I know the truth about you, Ted Mosby.
You look, and act, and talk like a real human being, but I know what you really are.
You're a Cylon, and your only goal is total annihilation of the entire human race.
I talked to my best friend, Dr. Baltar, and he told me, so don't tell me that you love me.
Don't tell me that you have feelings, you can't have feelings.
You're a frakkin toaster!